Conservatives think guns are for protection and hunting, because that's what they use them for. Liberals think guns are for murder and destruction, because that's what they use them for.
I have a 0% chance of being shot by an ICE agent because: 1. I'm not in the country illegally 2. I will not try to run one over with my car if I see them doing their jobs!
Bro really acted on the first thought. Strike. Scream. Run. There was no going back. Strike, scream, and run. Alright, let's try it. What the hell, Toby? That may have been my fault.
But seriously, what's the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman? Saleswoman has a vagina. It's a joke, Dwight, it's not a sex ed class. But I'm right. Yeah, you're right about the difference between a man and a woman, but not about the punch line to the joke. Right? The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman is boobs.
WOULD 'THE OFFICE' BE CANCELED IN 2025? I don't think we could do The Office in this day and age. The reason the show works is because Michael Scott is a total buffoon who says the most outrageous things without realizing it. So you forgive him because you also love him at the same time. But if we're in a kind of a culture where Sydney Sweeney is d
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